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Beautiful December
Now, when the garden awaits the return of spring
Now, when the silence is deep and blue
Now, when the winter has cast her spell again
Beautiful December, Beautiful December
Here, where the snow is as soft as a woolly lamb
Here, where the nightfall is deep and blue,
Here, where the stars are so bright, you reach for them
Beautiful December, Beautiful December
Child, may you sleep in gentle peace tonight
Dream of songs that rise on silken wings!
When you wake, enchanted by the snowspun light
Sing the songs that came to you in dreams,
Your beautiful December dreams
Now, when the garden awaits the return of spring
Now, when the silence is deep and blue
Now, when the winter has cast her spell again
Beautiful December, Beautiful December
Here, where the snow is as soft as a woolly lamb
Here, where the nightfall is deep and blue,
Here, where the stars are so bright, you reach for them
Beautiful December, Beautiful December
Child, may you sleep in gentle peace tonight
Dream of songs that rise on silken wings!
When you wake, enchanted by the snowspun light
Sing the songs that came to you in dreams,
Your beautiful December dreams
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Do you have a joke?
A father wants to teach his sons how strong they can be when they stick together..
so he called for them and gave the biggest son 1 stick
- big son: ok,i break it!
- father: take 5..
- big son: i break them!
- father: all right!, take 20..
- big son: Oh!, i break them!
- father: you know my sons, i will not worry about you if that "whale" is with you.....
so he called for them and gave the biggest son 1 stick
- big son: ok,i break it!
- father: take 5..
- big son: i break them!
- father: all right!, take 20..
- big son: Oh!, i break them!
- father: you know my sons, i will not worry about you if that "whale" is with you.....
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Comments
good one!
hhhhhhhhh, yours is the best
i hope you can share more...
nice one, but it is not the best
come on! i want the best you have...i know you can do it
XD
"What is your last wish"?
Prisoner: yes,I want to update my Facebook status as "Dead"
96 % funny
98 % @!~*
and
100 % sweet
so don't lose ME !
first one is great..
but i don't know why i laughed more on th 2nd one!
and i'm sure i don't want to lose you.. XD
a metarphor for big strong guy..
hey, we're on the same age..
[flashback to me starting a fight club in the retirement home]
Me: creative differences!
Woman: Quick! My husband has collapsed! Call an ambulance!
Waiter: We don't have a phone. Is Pepsi ok?
!!!
hhhhhhe, i like it
could you share more,plz
Change
Death
4th grade math word problems
*brought
!!
*brought
Me: Yes! Twice a day.
Dentist: *slides knife across my gums* Stop flossing. I need this
*brought
it's ok, some people don't see it funny too, but i like it..
maybe it is about how you imagine it, or how it relate to some event in your life
thats why we laugh at jokes :)
Student, In future tense,( you will go to jail )
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies.
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know about films.
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
hhhhhhhhe, great jokes
i like the last one the most...
MORE PLz....!