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Do you have a joke?

moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
in Humour
A father wants to teach his sons how strong they can be when they stick together..
so he called for them and gave the biggest son 1 stick
- big son: ok,i break it!
- father: take 5..
- big son: i break them!
- father: all right!, take 20..
- big son: Oh!, i break them!
- father: you know my sons, i will not worry about you if that "whale" is with you.....
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Comments

  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2015
    @DAVID.A.M.R
    good one!
  • [Ex Member][Ex Member] Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭✭
    :D
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    hhhhhhhhh, yours is the best
    i hope you can share more...
  • DoraDora Posts: 3,457 ✭✭✭✭
    Sure @moath. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Dora
    nice one, but it is not the best
    come on! i want the best you have...i know you can do it
    XD
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,278 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @Dora It's not a joke but a fact. :)
  • SairaSaira Posts: 846 ✭✭✭
    It's hard to find a friend that's
    96 % funny
    98 % @!~*
    and
    100 % sweet
    so don't lose ME !
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Saira
    first one is great..
    but i don't know why i laughed more on th 2nd one!
    and i'm sure i don't want to lose you.. XD
  • nhoclemnhoclem Posts: 5 ✭
    sorry, but i don't understand meaning of "whale" on this case :(.
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @nhoclem
    a metarphor for big strong guy..
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @nhoclem
    hey, we're on the same age..
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
    [flashback to me starting a fight club in the retirement home]
    Me: creative differences!
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,278 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath creative differences. I like the term. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    [Restaurant]

    Woman: Quick! My husband has collapsed! Call an ambulance!
    Waiter: We don't have a phone. Is Pepsi ok?
    !!!
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    hhhhhhe, i like it
    could you share more,plz
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    People fear what they don't understand:

    Change
    Death
    4th grade math word problems

    *brought
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    What if the cat thinks that he owns the house and I just visit him at night?
    !!

    *brought
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    Dentist: You're not bleeding at all. Do you floss?

    Me: Yes! Twice a day.

    Dentist: *slides knife across my gums* Stop flossing. I need this

    *brought
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,278 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath I couldn't get the last one. :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @bubbli
    it's ok, some people don't see it funny too, but i like it..
    maybe it is about how you imagine it, or how it relate to some event in your life
    thats why we laugh at jokes :)
  • BubblyBubbly Nightingale Posts: 30,278 ✭✭✭✭✭✭
    @moath :)
  • moathmoath Posts: 495 ✭✭✭✭
    @Saira
    hhhhhhhhe, great jokes
    i like the last one the most...
    MORE PLz....!
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