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On this breezy October morn, I walk
in the swift shadows of cloud-cursing rooks,
watching the world wake on the horizon.
Leo Yankevich
in the swift shadows of cloud-cursing rooks,
watching the world wake on the horizon.
Leo Yankevich
All houses wherein men have lived and died
Are haunted houses. Through the open doors
The harmless phantoms on their errands glide,
With feet that make no sound upon the floors.
We meet them at the doorway, on the stair,
Along the passages they come and go,
Impalpable impressions on the air,
A sense of something moving to and fro.
Are haunted houses. Through the open doors
The harmless phantoms on their errands glide,
With feet that make no sound upon the floors.
We meet them at the doorway, on the stair,
Along the passages they come and go,
Impalpable impressions on the air,
A sense of something moving to and fro.
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Do you have a joke?
A father wants to teach his sons how strong they can be when they stick together..
so he called for them and gave the biggest son 1 stick
- big son: ok,i break it!
- father: take 5..
- big son: i break them!
- father: all right!, take 20..
- big son: Oh!, i break them!
- father: you know my sons, i will not worry about you if that "whale" is with you.....
so he called for them and gave the biggest son 1 stick
- big son: ok,i break it!
- father: take 5..
- big son: i break them!
- father: all right!, take 20..
- big son: Oh!, i break them!
- father: you know my sons, i will not worry about you if that "whale" is with you.....
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Comments
good one!
hhhhhhhhh, yours is the best
i hope you can share more...
nice one, but it is not the best
come on! i want the best you have...i know you can do it
XD
"What is your last wish"?
Prisoner: yes,I want to update my Facebook status as "Dead"
96 % funny
98 % @!~*
and
100 % sweet
so don't lose ME !
first one is great..
but i don't know why i laughed more on th 2nd one!
and i'm sure i don't want to lose you.. XD
a metarphor for big strong guy..
hey, we're on the same age..
[flashback to me starting a fight club in the retirement home]
Me: creative differences!
Woman: Quick! My husband has collapsed! Call an ambulance!
Waiter: We don't have a phone. Is Pepsi ok?
!!!
hhhhhhe, i like it
could you share more,plz
Change
Death
4th grade math word problems
*brought
!!
*brought
Me: Yes! Twice a day.
Dentist: *slides knife across my gums* Stop flossing. I need this
*brought
it's ok, some people don't see it funny too, but i like it..
maybe it is about how you imagine it, or how it relate to some event in your life
thats why we laugh at jokes :)
Student, In future tense,( you will go to jail )
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies.
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know about films.
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
hhhhhhhhe, great jokes
i like the last one the most...
MORE PLz....!