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Jokes about men and women

FatimaFatima Posts: 67 Inactive
edited October 2016 in Humour
MEN are like Bluetooth,
He is connected to you when you are nearby ,but searches for other devices when you are away
But
WOMEN are like Wi_Fi,
She seas all available devices but connected to the strongest one
How is agree with this resemble?

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Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away.

But...

Women are like WiFi: She sees all the available devices but connects to the strongest one.

Who agrees with this?
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