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Take 3 Words Game 116

Use the 3 words given in ONE sentence. It's not easy, but it is fun! And you'll get a bonus correction to boot!

laugh

toffee

plug

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  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,932 mod
    I couldn't stop laughing as I tried to get the toffee out of the plughole!
  • nathankevinnathankevin Posts: 137 ✭✭
    edited October 2018
    I heard someone laughed at behind me while I was trying to plug the hole on the wall with some toffees
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    I heard someone laugh behind me while I was trying to plug the hole in the wall with some toffees.
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    I like to eat toffees, but i can not laugh with my bowel movements, so hard as a plug.
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    I like to eat toffees, but i cannot laugh when my bowel movements become as hard as a plug.
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,932 mod
    Laughing at my friends joke while eating a toffee was not sensible as the toffee became like a plug in my throat and I almost choked!
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I had to laugh at the man who thought that the plug was a toffee.
  • DoraDora Teacher's Pet Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He plugged a new record of swallowing a toffee whilst laughing out loud!
    "Like rain, I fell for you."
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    I was eating a toffee and almost suffocated, instead of helping me my husband laughed and I threw a plug at him!
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    I was eating a toffee and almost suffocated and instead of helping me, my husband laughed so I threw a plug at him!
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,932 mod
    Toffee is easy to make but can go very wrong, turning into a plug of inedible mess and making everyone laugh as they try to eat it!
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I had used a plug in the wall, and I had to laugh, because I had accidentally put a toffee in the wall.
  • DoraDora Teacher's Pet Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In order to make a person laugh, doctors are planning to plug his arteries with toffees.
    "Like rain, I fell for you."
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    The man did not like the laugh of his wife, so he put a plug in her mouth and said it was a toffee.
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    The man did not like his wife's laugh, so he put a plug in her mouth and said it was a toffee.
    The man did not like his wife's laugh so he plugged her mouth with toffee.
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,932 mod
    The bath was full of toffee until she pulled the plug and laughed like a drain.
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    The Toffee Song is a song to laugh, but Dora has a pair of plugs in her ears and can not hear it! :D

    (@Dora - indeed, The Toffee Song exists)
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    The Toffee Song is a song to laugh to, but Dora has a pair of plugs in her ears and cannot hear it!
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • DoraDora Teacher's Pet Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    I'll plug in my earphones and make sure to laugh if Michouxe posts (or sings, maybe) the Toffee Song. :joy:
    "Like rain, I fell for you."
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    Your plug can not help you, I will laugh loudly, because the song of Toffee is sung by a huge choir. :)
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    Your earplug can not help you as I will laugh loudly, because the song of Toffee is sung by a huge choir.
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,932 mod
    edited October 2018
    @Dora discovered a new song, The Toffee Song, to sing in the Karaoke session but everyone laughed so she put her earplugs in and carried on regardless!
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    The members of the Toffee Singers group must use earplugs from their doctor, they became almost deaf and that is not to laugh!😒
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    The members of the Toffee Singers group have to use earplugs from their doctor because they almost became deaf and that is not funny.!
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • JanjardJanjard Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    She could not laugh at it when the toffee she used as a plug in the wall could not keep her bookshelf.
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    She could not laugh when the toffee she had used as a plug in the wall would not keep her bookshelf up!
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    By accidentally the merchant had sold plugs instead toffee's and the buyers could not laugh at it.
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    By accident the merchant had sold plugs instead toffee and the buyers did not find it funny.
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • DoraDora Teacher's Pet Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Dora discovered a new song, The Toffee Song, to sing in the Karaoke session but everyone laughed so she put her earplugs in and carried on regardless!

    ROFL. That's indeed me, @amatsuscribbler. :joy:

    Guys - You may keep the toffee and plug now because we are going to climb the tower.

    https://learnenglish.vanillacommunity.com/discussion/6104/take-3-words-game-118#latest
    "Like rain, I fell for you."
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    I put a plug in the wall and The Toffee Singers start to drool a song to make you laugh crooked.
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    I put the plug in the wall and The Toffee Singers start to drone a song to make you laugh out loud.
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 36,687 mod
    He was laughing so hard as he was putting wall-plugs into the wall that the toffee he had been sucking flew out of his mouth and landed on the floor.
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    He was lucky, because when he put the plugs in the wall and laughed when the toffee landed on the floor, I first thought it was his false teeth.
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    He was lucky, because when he put the plugs in the wall he laughed and when the toffee he was chewing landed on the floor, I thought it was his false teeth.
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • JanjardJanjard Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    He laughed in a weird way because his teeth kept plugging to each other through the toffee.
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    He laughed in a weird way because his teeth kept plugging to each other through the toffee when he tried to sing.
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He used the plugs to hang the pictures of his wife, but his wife could not laugh at it, because there was a toffee in the picture in the middle of her nose.
  • mheredgemheredge Teacher Here and therePosts: 36,687 mod
    Don't laugh when you are chewing a toffee in your mouth as it has the effect of plugging up your mouth.
  • MichouxeMichouxe Posts: 8,887 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2018
    I don't want you to laugh when a toffee sticks to my dentures, or I stop the plugs wherever I can! :p
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    I don't want you to laugh when a toffee sticks to my dentures, or I will stop the plugs wherever I can!
    Post edited by amatsuscribbler on
  • amatsuscribbleramatsuscribbler Posts: 2,932 mod
    Singing my favourite song in the PLUG (Peoples Linguistic Universal Games) competition with toffee in my mouth made the judges scowl and the audience laugh.
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